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ENTRY 5: Sandcastle and the journey to the Island of Death

ACT 1: Opening

LOCATION: Kitchen, Sandcastle's House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJcN5I0Hcg

Sandcastle and GFS were sitting at a table, discussing how on to do the challenge.

Sandcastle: "Okay, to find an island we're going to need a boat, right?"

GFS: "Mhm."

Sandcastle: "Does anyone have any ideas on where we could get a boat?"

GFS: "We could steal one."

Sandcasle: "No."

Grenade enters the room.

Sandcastle: "Hi Grenade."

Grenade: "Yo."

Sandcastle: "Hey, this might sound odd, but do you know where we can find a boat?"

Grenade: "Why do you need a boat?"

GFS: "To find an island."

Grenade: "And you need to find an island, because?"

Sandcastle: "It's for a BFDIsland thing."

Grenade: "Well, luckily for you I know someone that might help. Sandcastle, do you remember the Bomb Squad?"

Sandcastle: "Umm. No."

Grenade: "They're a group of treasure hunters that I used to be apart of. I actually was talking to the Bomb Squad's leader yesterday and he said that he and his crew were going to sail to a place called Death Island tomorrow to dig up a legendary treasure buried by a group of pirates four million years ago."

GFS: "Wow! That's very convenient!"

Sgt.: "Death Island? That's probably the most unoriginal name I've ever heard for anything ever."

Grende: "Because Sergeant Fortress is a much better name. Anyways if you want, I could go call Landmine and tell him you guys would like to join his crew."

Sandcastle: "That would be great. Thanks for the help, Grenade."

Grenade: "No problem. I'm always happy to help you when you need it."

Grenade exits the kitchen... And then comes back 5 seconds later.

Grenade: "Uh.. Could I barrow your phone? Kix hid mine again."

Sandcastle: "We should probably do something about her."

Grenade: "Why don't you bring her along with you. A lovely boat trip might help her bond with her trainer."

Sandcastle: "Yeah, that sounds good. Does anyone have any objections to this?"

Sgt.: "Are we even allowed to use Pokemon for this challenge?"

Sandcastle: "Umm."

GFS: "Well, nobody has tried to stop us yet! I think we're fine!"

Sgt.: "Sure."

Sandcastle gives Grenade his phone.

Grenade: "Sweet. Okay, you guys wait here while I go call Daddy."

Grenade leave the kitchen and calls her father.

5 MINUTES LATER

Grenade comes back into the kitchen.

Sgt.: "What took you so long?"

Grenade: "I took like five minutes. Anyways he said that you guys could join his crew."

Sandcastle: "Awesome! When should we get ready?"

Grenade: "Right now. They'll be leaving pretty soon, so you better be quick. I'll be waiting in the car."

Sandcastle: "Okay."

The Meme Team get ready, hop into Grenade's car, and then drive to Radical Harbor.

ACT 2: Meeting the Bomb Squad.

LOCATION: Radical Harbor, Japanifornia

LIKE HALF AN HOUR LATER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5y_3eMMYg

The Meme Team arrive at the harbor.

Grenade: "We're here!"

Sandcastle, GFS, and Kix exit the car. A landmine walks up to them.

Grenade: "Hi Landmine."

Landmine: "Hello Grenade. These three must be the people you told me about?"

Grenade: "Yes. These three are Sandcastle, Gucci Fidget Spinner, and Kix."

Sandcastle: "Hi Mr. Landmine."

Grenade: "Welp, I'd love to stay and chat but I've got other things to do. See you guys later."

Grenade drives off.

Landmine: "Well that's strange."

GFS: "What is?"

Landmine: "She told me there were gonna four of you here, But I only see three people.

Sandcastle: "Well, actua-"

Landmine: "Ah well. She was never really known for her math skills."

Landmine: "Now before we started, I'd like to know what you guys can do. That way I can know if you guys are actually good enough to join my crew like Grenade said."

Sandcastle: "Okay."

Land: "Alright, I'll start with, hmm, you."

Landmine points at GFS.

Landmine: "What can you do, Dr. Spinnister?"

GFS: "Dr. Spinnister? I like that name. Makes me sound cool and threatening. It's now time to show off the awesome powers of Dr. Spinnister!!"

GFS does a dab and the spinny part of his body starts to spin, sending a cold breeze at Landmine.

Landmine: "Okay, uh, it's going to be pretty cold out in the ocean so we don't really need a fan. But I'm sure we'll find something else for you to do."

GFS: "Aw."

Landmine: "What about you, Sandy? Anything you're good at?"

Sandcastle: "Well-"

Sandcastle's drawbridge slams shut.

Landmine: "That's... an alright party trick. Not really sure how it'll help us though."

Sgt.: "This ain't no party trick, this is a completely separate personality. I'm Sergeant Fortress and I'm here to crush some skulls and do whatever else sailors do.

Sandcastle: "Crushing skulls feels a little excessive."

Sgt.: "Fine. I'll crush they're knees instead. Is that a little better?"

Sandcastle: "Slightly."

Landmine: "Oh, that's what Grenade meant when she said there were going to be four of you."

Sandcastle: "Yeah.

Landmine: "Okay, so there might be a few problems involving conflicting personalities. But I'm sure we can find something for both of you to do."

GFS: "Hah! Good luck with that."

Landmine: "So what about the mouse?"

Landmine pointed at Kix.

Sandcastle: "That's Kix, She's good at kicking sand into peoples eyes, and also digging holes."

Landmine: "The kicking sand into people's eyes thing might not be very helpful considering we're going to be on a boat for most of the trip, but that digging holes thing will actually be very useful once we get to Death Island."

Sandcastle: "So, umm, can we go with you to Death Island or?"

Landmine: "Well. You aren't the worst ever. I suppose you guys can come along"

Sandcastle: "Awesome! Thank you Mr. Landmine! You won't regret this."

GFS: "Epic. Now let's hop on that boat and get traveling to Death Island!"

Landmine: "Not yet. First, I'm gonna introduce you boys to your new crew mates."

Landmine took out a whistle and blew it.

Landmine: "Alright, boys! Come on out! It's time to introduce you to the new crew members!"

Four different explosive objects exit a building and line up in front of the Meme Team. First up in the line was a C4.

Landmine: "These four are the Bomb Squad. My loyal crew. Say hi to them or something."

Sandcastle: "Uh hi?"

C4: >HELLO

His voice was very robotic sounding

C4: >I LOVE SAILING THE SEA BUT MY REAL PASSION Is FOR MUSIC

C4: >I MODIFED MY BODY TO BE LESS LETHAL AND PLAY MUSIC

C4: >WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A SONG?

GFS: "As the cool kids would say. Lay it on me, man."

C4 pushed a few buttons on his body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnhFTa0qneE

C4: >COMMENCING OPERATION: JAZZ

GFS: "Nice."

C4 boards the ship. His musical could still be heard.

The next person in line was a stick of dynamite.

Sandcastle: "Hello!

Dynamite: "hitheremynamesdynamiteit'sarealnicepleasuretomeetyoutwoorisitthreeiwastoldiwouldbemeetingthreepeoplebutionlyseetwoan-"

Sgt.: "Shut up!"

record scratch

C4's stopped playing his music.

Sgt.: "What the hell is wrong with him?"

Landmine: "Dynamite doesn't like to get ignored so he talks a little bit faster and a little bit louder then everyone else."

Sgt.: "A little bit?!"

Dynamite: "That'srightIalsoholdtheworldrecordforthefastesttalkerinallofjapaniforniawhichisaprettygoodthingithinkitprobablyisisn'tit?"

Dynamite boards the ship while he's talking. Next in line was a slice of ice cream cake.

Ice Cream Cake:: "Good ol' Dynamite. Even when he has absolutely nothing to say he still somehow has a thousand things to say."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bZflHToYQ

Ice Cream Cake: "My name is Ice Cream Cake, I'm this ship's chef."

GFS: "Wait, why are you on the Bomb Squad? You're not related to explosives."

Ice Cream Cake: "I'm gunpowder flavored."

Kix moved closer to try and take a bite of Ice Cream Cake. Ice Cream slapped her.

Ice Cream Cake: "Oi'"

Sandcastle: "Sorry!"

Ice Cream Cake: "You better Keep your filthy pet away from me or else they'll be up next on the menu."

Sandcastle picked Kix up.

Sandcastle: "It won't happen again, Mr. Cake!"

Ice Cream Cake: "You better hope so"

Ice Cream Cake boards the ship. Next in line was a missile.

Missile: "The names missile! and I've never missed a target in my life!"

GFS: "Then why is your name MISSile?"

Missile: "Hitsile was already taken."

Sandcastle: "That's everyone."

Landmine: "Now that you've met everybody I think it's time we set sail."

GFS: "Yay!"

The Meme Team, Kix, and Bomb Squad all board the ship.

Dynamite grabs the ship's steering wheel.

Sgt.: "Is it really a good idea to let him drive this thing?"

Missile: "Don't worry, Dynamite's a trained professional."

Dynamite: "That'srightnotonlydoIholdtheworldrecordforfastesttalkerinallofJapaniforniabutI'malsoareallyreallyreallygoodpiloticanpilotboatsicanpilotcarsicouldmaybeevenpilotplanesthoughIhaven'ttriedthatlastoneIshoulditcouldbefundoyouguysthingit'llbefunIthinkit'llbefu-"

Sgt.: "This is going to be a very painful trip...

The S.S. Kablam sets sail

ACT 3: DEATH WATER

LOCATION: Deathwish Waters, Very far away from Japanifornia

3 DAYS AFTER BOARDING THE S.S. KABLAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIS9FfSsO3U

The weather was terrible, dark skies, heavy rain, and of course, thunder. a lot of thunder. Below the decks of the ship we see Sandcastle, Fortress, Landmine, and Missile were playing monopoly. Kix was sleeping.

Ice Cream Cake and GFS were trying to cook a large squid that attacked the ship a day ago (But you don't get to see that because this entry is already long enough).

C4 came down from the decks.

C4: >CAPTAIN I BRING GOOD NEWS BUT ALSO BAD NEWS

C4: >WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR FIRST/

Landmine rolls a 5, landing on Park Place, which was owned by Missile.

Missile: "Yay!"

Landmine: "Good news first please."

C4: >THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WE'VE NEARLY ARRIVED AT DEATH ISLAND

Everyone cheers.

Sandcastle: "What about the bad news?"

Sgt.: "Please tell me I don't have to fight another giant squid."

C4: >THIS IS MUCH WORSE THEN A GIANT SQUID

C4: >WE'RE IN DEATHWISH WATERS WHICH ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS MEANS THERE WILL BE A 99% CHANCE OF US GETTING ATTACKED BY THE DEATHWISH PIRATES

Sgt.: "I'm sure we can handle a few pirates with an edgy name."

Landmine: "Unfortunately, these aren't just any normal pirates with a really edgy name. The Deathwish Pirates are feared all across the world for how merciless they are. Even if you just barely touch these waters, they'll put you on their list and will travel to the ends of the earth to tear you apart in the most brutal way possible."

Missile: "Ooh, that's why it's called the "Deathwish Waters"

Sandcastle: "H-"

Sgt.: "Meh, I've been through worse. So when will these guys be coming anyways?"

Boom crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1dezS3730

Kix woke up

C4: >THEY'RE HERE

GFS and Ice Cream Cake come out of the kitchen.

Ice Cream Cake: "What's going on?"

Sandcastle: "WE'RE UNDER AT-AH-AH-AACK!!"

Sgt.: "Looks like it's fighting time again!"

Ice Cream Cake: "Fighting? No thanks. If anyone needs me I'll be cooking a giant squid."

Ice Cream Cake goes back into the kitchen.

GFS: "Fighting? Thank god! I've been getting sick of cooking. Hey C4, could you play us some cool battle music?"

C4: >NORMALLY I WOULD NEVER DENY A MUSIC REQUEST BUT NOW REALLY IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

GFS: "Lame."

Boom crash again!

The crew equipped themselves with guns and swords and climbed up to the top decks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhoh7om82VA

The Deathwish Pirate ship was up close and personal to the S.S. Kablam. Several gemstones of different types were on the ship destroying things

GFS: "The pirates are gems? Once we're done absolutely demolishing them we can sell their corpses!"

Sandcastle: "I don't think that's legal."

Dynamite was fighting off two white gemstones. He'd punch the hell out of one of them, knocking the stone down. He'd grab the other and toss it off the boat.

Dynamite: "Guyswhattookyousolongcan'tyouseethatwe'reunderattack"

Landmine: I can see that pretty well, Dynamite. Now focus on getting us to Death Island, we'll handle these guys!

Dynamite: "YessirIwilldojustthatsirwithmeonthewheelwe'llbeatDeathIslandinabsolutelynotime!"

Landmine: "Less talk, more getting us the hell out of here, please!"

A tealish gemstone swung a sword at Kix, Kix dodged out of the way and slashed the gemstone's face.

Gemstone: "Argh!"

Kix: "Shr!"

Fortress then slammed his fist into the gemstone, knocking the rockhead down

Sandcastle: "I thought you said you weren't going to be crushing skulls!"

Sgt.: "Now really isn't the time for me to care."

Missile charges headfirst into a purple gemstone, smashing the rock into thousands of tiny pieces.

Missile: "See! I told you I never miss a target!"

C4 shoot down two gemstones with his gun. Meanwhile, GFS freaking slices one in half with a sword in one hand and then shoots another gem with a gun in his other.

More gemstones jumped onto the ship.

Sandcastle: "They keep coming!"

Dynamite: "PiratespirateseverywhereeverywhereyoudestroyoneandtenmorecomeandtakethatonesplacetheyreallyliveuptothenameDeathwishdon'tthey?"

Landmine: "Dynamite! Just focus on getting us out of here!"

Dynamite: "Sorry!"

Dynamite turns the wheel, slowly moving the ship away from the other ship. Several more pirates jump onto ship while it's moving. C4 blasts one of the pirates they were still midair.

Landmine: "They have a lot of troops but remember, they aren't endless! keep fighting and we'll eventually take them all out!"

'INSERT MORE COOL FIGHTING HERE... I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS OKAY, GEEZ.'

LIKE 30 SOMETHING MINUTES LATER I'VE HONESTLY GIVEN UP AT WRITING AT THIS POINT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sdadk581u4

During the timeskip, the S.S. Kablam has moved quite a ways away from the Deathwish Ship. The camera moves over to Deathwish Pirate Ship. Where we see the captain, an aquamarine gemstone, yelling at a diamond.

Aquamarine wore a rather cool looking pirate hat, their left hand was a hook, and attached to her back was a rather large anchor.

Cpt. Aquamarine: "What's going on? Don't let them get away!"

Diamond: "Captain! Our ship is stuck! It's not moving!"

Cpt. Aquamarine: '''"Fine then, I'll just have to deal with them myself! Nephrits! Get over here! It's our turn now to deal with these pests now!"

Two green pokeballs-like gemstones holding giant hammers and riot shields climb up the stairs to the spot with the wheel (I'm not a boat person) and stand in front of Aquamarine

Nephrites: "Yes, Captain!"

With a running start, Aquamarine freaking leaps to the S.S. Kablam. The Nephrites quickly do the same.

The shot zooms back over to the S.S. Kablam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZGvBEDo5vk

Sandcastle: "Well that was painful."

Sgt.: "They didn't even hit us. Actually now that I think about it, they were kinda pathetic."

Sandcastle: "I meant mentally painful."

Dynamite: "OhmygodIcan'tbelieveweactuallymanagedtoescapeDeathwishnobodyhasevermanagedtoescapedeathwishbutthenherewearewe'resocoolforthataren'tweIthinkweareIthinkyouguysarecool!"

GFS: "Hey C4! Play us some victory music!"

Landmine: "Not yet. We still need to actually get to get to Death Island before we can celebrate."

A blue thing, which soon be followed by two things jumped up from the pretty far away Deathwish Ship.

Missile: "Are they setting off fireworks? Usually you do that after you accomplish something."

GFS: "Maybe they're congratulating us for somehow surviving them."

Sandcasle: "They're coming closer!"

Aquamarine lands on the ship. a smaller crater was created where he had landed.

Landmine: "It's the Captain of the Deathwish!"

Sandcastle: "Who?"

The Nephrites then landed on the ship. A small crater was also created where they landed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r43X3tXzqTw

Cpt. Aquamarine: "Nephrites! Pulverize them!"

GFS: "There's only three of them and six of us! We can take them!"

C4: >INCOMING

One Nephrite runs at C4 and GFS, C4 and GFS both shoot at the Nephrite with their guns, but the Nephrite blocked the shots with his riot shield.

C4: >IT'S NO USE OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS

The Nephrite slams his hammer into C4's screen face, leaving a large crack in it.

C4 falls to the ground.

GFS: C4, no! You'll pay for that, Greenie!"

GFS throws his gun at the Nephrite, who'd just block it with his shield. GFS then rushes at the Nephrite, slashing rapidly at the riot shield with his sword, the riot shield eventually broke due to stress and GFS was now rapidly slashing the Nephrite.

The other Nephrite runs at Fortress. Once the Nephrite was close he'd swing his large hammer at Sgt. Who'd then proceed to grab ahold of the hammer, and then pulled it from the Nephrite's hand.

Sgt.: "Take this!"

Fortress slammed the hammer into the Nephrite, who'd try to block with his riot shield. The shield didn't do a very good job and the Nephrite was shattered into a billion tiny pieces.

Sgt.: "One down, two to go!"

Sandcastle: "I'm gonna need so much therapy after this."

Aquamarine pulled his anchor off their back and leaped closer to Kix and Missile.

Aquamarine's swing his anchor at Kix, but Kix swiftly dodges the attack. Missle delivered a not very powerful kick to Aquamarine's knee.

Missle: "Yeah! That'll teach ya!"

Aquamarine returned the favor by smashing Missile below decks with his anchor.

Missile: "Daaargh!"

Kix then lunged forward and slashed at Aquamarine's face. Leaving a large scar.

Aquamarine: "Argh!"

Aquamarine swung his anchor at Kix, sending her flying into a staircase.

Kix: "Shrew."

Sandcastle: "Kiiix!"

The storm clears up. A large island was visible in the distance.

Sandcstle: "Is that?"

Landmine: "It is!"

Dynamite: "DeathIslanddeadaheadorisitdeathaheadI'mnotreallysurebutwhateveritisit'sinsightandwe'realmosttherethereTTHHEERREE!"

Cpt. Aquamarine: "No! Nephrites don't let the-"

Aquamarine suddenly noticed that both Nephrites were both dead as hell.

Cpt. Aquamarine: "Alright then I'll just destroy you all myself-"

Smaaaaaash!

Ice Cream Cake smashed Aquamarine's head in with a frying pan. Aquamarine collapses to the floor, unconscious.

Sandcastle: "Ice Cream Cake!

Ice Cream Cake: "Missile fell into my giant squid stew and told me you guys could use help. I would've said no, but him falling into my stew pretty much ruined it, and I had nothing else better to do. So I just thought "Eh, screw it."

Landmine: "At least it's finally over. Sandy! Dr. Spinnister! bring the injured below decks to the ship's infirmary."

Sandcastle and GFS: "Yes, Captain!"

Sandcastle picks up Kix and GFS grabs C4 by the leg. They go down below decks to bandage them up."

40 Something Minutes Later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5y_3eMMYg

After a long (and probably not very well written) journey. The S.S. Kablam arrives at Death Island.

Sandcastle, Landmine, Dynamite, and Ice Cream Cake hop off the boat and onto Death Island. In front of them was a big red X.

Landmine: "That must where the treasure is buried. It's digging time, boys!"

Dynamite, Landmind, and Ice Cream Cake start digging.

Dynamite: "OhboyIlovediggingdiggingisjustsomuchfundiggydiggydiggyeventheworddigissomuchfuntosayIocouldsayitalldaydiggydiggydiggydigdigdiiiig-"

Meanwhile, Sandcastle ties a tree to the boat.

Sgt.: "I'm pretty sure that won't work."

Sandcastle: "It's worth a try. Hey are you guys done digging yet?"

Clang!

Landmine: "We've hit something!"

Landmine reached into the hole he and the other two just dug, he'd then pulled out a really large treasure chest. Like larger then his entire body.

Landmine: "It's the legendary treasure!"

Dynamite: "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodweactuallyfounditwearethegreatestadventurersofalltimeeveryonesgoingtothnkwe'resuperdupercoolandstufflikethatyeahyeahyeahIcan'twaittofinallybecool!"

Ice Cream Cake: "To celebrate our accomplishment, I'll cook us a feast! Just... Not sure what though."

The crew get back on the S.S. Kablam, they were greeted by GFS, Missile, and C4, C4 had a Dora the Explorer bandaid stuck on his face.

Landmine: "Ah, C4, feeling better?"

Ice Cream Cake: "What's with the bandaid?"

GFS: "We were out of the other brands."

C4: >OPERATION... HUMILIATION

C4: > ANYWAYSS I'M INE THANKS FOR ASKING

Sandcastle: "What about Kix? is she okay??"

GFS: "Oh yeah Kix is fiiine. She's sleeping in the infirmary."

Sandcastle: "Oh thank god."

Landmine: "It's time for us to get back to Japanifornia. Dynamite!"

Dynamite: "SaynomoreI'llbringusbacktoJapanifornafasterthenIcanspeakandIspeakprettyfasty'know!"

The S.S. Kablam moves back to Japaniforna, bringing Death Island with it.

THE END 