Thread:HahliMahri/@comment-44069421-20191227184207

Sandcastle and Friends Great Pokemon Journey!

ACT 1: The Note.

LOCATION: SANDCASTLE'S HOUSE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJcN5I0Hcg

Sandcastle is sitting on a big ol' purple couch with a Grenade. The two were watching some television.

Sgt.: "This show doesn't make any sense."

Sandcastle: "Wha- why not?"

Grenade: "It'd make a lot more sense if you didn't keep interrupting it every 20 seconds."

Sgt.: "Well if it didn't make sense I wouldn't need to interrupt it every 20 seconds."

Sandcastle: "Please stop-"

A brick suddenly flew threw the window.

Sandcastle: "Whathehellwasthat?!"

Grenade picked up the brick.

Grenade: "What kind of lunatic would throw a brick through someone's window?"

Sgt. looked outside the broken window.

Sgt.: "That kind."

GFS stood outside. He'd wave hello.

GFS: "Read the note attached to the brick!"

Sgt. "You better beat it. else I'mma come out there and beat you to a pulp with that there brick!"

GFS runs away into the night.

Sandcastle: "Note?"

Sandcastle takes the brick from Grenade and turns it around to the side with the note on it.

Grenade: "What does it say?"

Sandcastle: "Let's see."

Sandcastle begins to read the note.

"DEAR SANDC ASTLE AN D FORTRES S-

MEE T ME AT T HE TOP OF MOU NT PAINUNSUFFERING FOR A SUPER LIT POKE MON BAT T LE TOMORROW AT 8 PM-

BT W THI S IS FOR A BFDISLAND CHAL LENGE SO YOU CANT SAY NO.

LOVE YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT"

Grenade: "His handwriting really sucks."

Sgt.: "Least he learned how to spell this time."

Sandcastle: "Pokemon battle? We don't even have pokemon. How're we supposed to batt-"

Another brick flies through the same broken window. This one had several pokeballs, potions and a note attached to it.

Sandcastle: "Holycrapanotherone!"

GFS: "Sorry! I forgot to give you those!"

Sgt.: "I thought I told you to beat it!"

GFS runs back into the night.

Grenade: "That guy is a little punk."

Sandcastle picks up the brick and reads the note attached to it

"BTW YO ULL NEED THESE TO CAPTURE POKEMON-

THE POTI ONS ARE SO YO U CAN HEAL THE BEA TING MY POK EMO N IS GOING TO GIVE YOURS

ALSO YOU A RE ONLY ALL OWED TO US E GROUND TYPE POKEMO N BECAU SE UNK OWN PA PER SAID SO-

SEE YOU AT MOUNT PAINUNSUFFERING-

XOXO GUCCI FIDGET SPINNER FOR REAL THIS TIME"

Sgt.: "Well whadda we waiting for? Let's go out there, capture some pokemons so we can obliterate that piece o' sludge into an even bigger piece o' sludge!"

Sandcastle: "It's getting kinda late. I think we should go to sleep and deal with this tomorrow."

Sgt.: "Fine."

Sandcastle and Grenade go to their bedrooms to catch some sheep and count some Zs.

ACT 2: Cave Adventure!

LOCATATION: SOME RANDOM UNNAMED FOREST, JAPANIFORNIA

THE NEXT DAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLm6fvCMJsI

Sandcastle/Fortress and Grenade stood in front of the entrance to a cave. A yellow car was also parked next to them.

Sandcastle: "Thanks for driving us here, Grenade."

Grenade: "No problem."

Sgt.: "I-it's pretty dark in there."

Sandcastle: "Well of course it's going to be dark, It's a cave"

Sgt.: "D-do we have to go in there? surely there's gotta be some ground type pokemon somewhere else, right?"

Grenade: "Nope. Due to the lack of deserts in Japanifornia. This is literally the only place where we'll be able to find ground type pokemon. Any other questions you need me to answer?"

Sgt.: "Could you remind me why Sandcastle decided to bring you along"

Sandcastle: "We're not allowed to drive."

Grenade: "And you never know when you need a big explosion!"

Sgt.: "Sure."

The group enter the cave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcyg4Tq5uY

Sandcastle: "I can't see a thing in here!"

Sgt.: "I h-hate the dark."

Grenade: "I know you hate the dark, Fortress. And that's why I didn't take this thing out sooner."

Grenade pulls out a flashlight and turns it on.

Sgt.: "Much better."

Sandcastle: "Thanks again Grenade."

Grenade: "No problem. Now let's go find a pokemon."

The Triduo go farther in the cave until suddenly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJJKSv4LfnU

A wild Sandshrew appeared!!

Sandshrew: "Shrew!"

Sandcastle: "Oh my god, she's soo cuuuuute!! can we catch her? Pleeeeaaase!"

Sgt.: "What? No. We're trying to win a fight and you can't win a fight by being cute-"

The Sandshrew kicked some sand in Sandcastle/Fortress' eyes.

Sgt.: "Gyargh!"

Grenade: "What was that about not being able to win a fight by being cute?"

Sergeant blinked a few times to get the sand out of his eyes.

Sgt.: "I wasn't ready!"

Grenade: "Mhm. Riiiight."

Sandcastle: "Alright. So how do I catch them?"

Grenade: "just throw the ball at it."

Sandcastle: "Okay. That sounds easy enough."

Sandcastle threw a pokeball at the Sandshrew.

The Sandshrew turned into red energy and was shlurped into the ball.

One shake...

Two shakes...

Sandcastle: "Come on.."

Three shakes...

'''Gotcha! Sandshrew was caught!'''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVk_za9xW4E

Sandcastle: "Yeah!"

Grenade: "Congrats on your catch!"

Sandcastle: "Thanks Grenade!..So what do we do now?"

Sgt.: "Let's get outta here before something else comes and attacks us."

Grenade: "You should give your pokemon a name!"

Sgt.: "What?"

Sandcastle: "A name? I guess she could use one of those."

Sgt.: "Are you serious?"

Sandcastle: "I think I'll name her Kix. Y'know because she kicked sand in our eyes"

Sgt.: "Wonderful! Can we leave now?"

Grenade: "Dear god, has anyone ever told you how impatient you are?"

Sandcastle: "Umm. Y-yeah we can leave now."

Sgt.: "Finally."

The Triduo exit the cave.

Sgt.: "So nice to be out of there."

Grenade: "We were in there for like 5 minutes."

Sgt.: "That was 5 minutes too long."

Grenade: "Whatever."

Sandcastle: "It must be pretty tight inside that ball. Let's let Kix out."

Grenade: "Good idea. She should probably meet her trainers anyways."

Sandcastle: "Alright Kix, come on out!"

Sandcastle throws Kix's pokeball on the ground, releasing the pokemon.

Kix: "..?"

Sandcastle: "Hello! I'm Sandcastle, your pokemon trainer!"

Kix: "."

Sandcastle: "I think you and I are going to be very good friends!"

Kix: "..Shrew"

Sandcastle: "I think she likes m-"

Kix kicked sand in sandcastles eyes.

Sandcastle: "Gyraa!!"

Sgt.: "I'd laugh if I wasn't also in pain!"

Grenade: "So far the name Kix has been absolutely perfect for her."

Sgt.: "A little bit too perfect for it. I think we need to discipline this little thing!"

Sandcastle: "How so?"

Sgt.: "Watch and learn from the master of discipline training, soldiers."

Sergeant stares at Kix with his trademarked glare of absolute death.

Kix: "Shrew?"

Sgt.: "Alight, listen here ya little punk, your attitude is trash and I'm going to fix that. Is that clear, Soldier?"

Kix: ".."

Kix kic- Sergeant kicked some sand in Kix's eyes.

Kix: "!!"

Sgt.: "Yeah! How does it feel to be the one getting sand kicked in their eyes, huh?"

Sandcastle: "M-maybe you should let me handle Kix instead?"

Sgt.: "No thanks. I'm only getting started."

Sandcastle: "Those words scare me."

ACT 3: Intense Training Session.

LOCATION: SOMEWHERE LAKE, JAPANIFORNIA

LIKE 26 MINUTES LATER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U-uV2jx2x4

The crew were all standing at the start of an obstacle course.

Sgt.: "Welcome to Sergeant Fortress' bootcamp of ultimate death."

Sandcastle: "that name sounds a little bit too scary."

Sgt.: "That's the point. Anyways this obstacle course was created so that anyone who runs it becomes a fully disciplined soldier who's ready for any combat situation thrown at them. Any questions?"

Grenade: "How did you set all this up in 26 minutes?"

Sgt.: "I've been constructing it during the weekend just incase I needed an obstacle course for anything. Any other questions?

Sandcastle: "Wait, how come I didn't know about this?"

Sgt.: "I've been doing it while you're sleeping. Anyways let's begin."

Sandcastle: "Wait, now I have even more questions-"

Sgt.: "On your marks!"

Kix was having a very lovely nap.

Sgt.: "Get set!"

Fortress pulled out a microphone

Sgt.: "Go!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5nc41Ogdls

The loud sound woke Kix up from her nap.

Kix: "Shr!?"

Sgt.: "What are you waiting for? Go already!"

Sandcastle: "You can do it Kix! I believe in you!"

Kix curled up into a ball and started spinning ultra-fast.

Sandcastle: "What's she doing?"

Grenade: "I'm not sure."

Kix's spinning would eventually turn into drilling as she burrowed into the ground.

Sandcastle: "Amazing!"

Sgt.: "She's digging under my obstacle course! I spent days working on it and she's digging under my freaking obstacle course!"

Kix eventually drilled her way to the end.

Grenade: "Yeah!"

Sandcastle: "You did it! I'm so happy for you!!"

Sandcastle and Grenade both gave Kix a nice big hugg.

Kix was very uncomfortable by this gesture

Sandcastle: "I think we're ready to take on Gucci."

Sgt.: "She didn't even do the obstacle course! How do you expect her to defeat Gucci when she can't even do a simple obstacle course?"

Sandcastle: "We don't have the time to have Kix run the course again. "

Sgt.: "Ugh. Fine. But don't come crying to me when she gets absolutely pulverized by whatever Gucci has."

Sandcastle: "I'm sure Kix could take on whatever Gucci has with no problems. I believe in her and that's what counts right?"

Sgt.: "No. It doesn't count in the slightest."

The crew hop inside Grenade's car and go to Mount Painunsuffering.

ACT 4: The Battle of Ultimate Ultimousity.

LOCATATION: THE TOP OF MOUNT PAINUNSUFFERING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgSudsA9NU

The crew had climbed to the top of Painunsuffering.

The crew saw GFS standing menacingly in a black cloak.

Sandcastle: "Hey!"

GFS: "Heheh. So you've arrived."

Sandcastle: "Y-yeah-"

Sgt.: "You better have the money to pay for that window you destroyed!"

GFS: "I do have the money. And I'll give you said money! But only if you think you're powerful enough to defeat me in a Pokémon battle!"

Sandcastle: "Y-yeah! we're strong enough!! I think. Kix! I choose you!"

Sandcastle sends out Kix.

Kix: "Shrew."

Kix was visibly uninterested by this

GFS started to laugh. He'd then rip his cloak off.

GFS: "Gwahaha! You really think your Sandshrew could defeat me?"

Sandcasle: "Um.. Maybe?"

GFS: "Then you're a fool! Destructinator! I choose you!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM1Ruh09EAs

GFS sends out Steelix.

Kix: "!!"

Kix hides behind Sandcastle.

Sandcastle: "Wha?"

GFS: "Destructinator! use Crunch then smash that rat into the ground!"

Destructionator picks Kix from behind Sandcastle with his mouth.

Sandcastle: "Wha!"

Destructinator tightened his grip on Kix' body. He'd then throw her into the hard icey ground.

GFS: "Now use your body slam attack!

Destructinator leaps at Kix. (as giant metal snakes are known to do)

Kix rolls out of the way of the attack.

Destrunctinator falls in the spot where Kix was. The impact of the attack left a massive crater on the ground.

Sandcastle: "Kix! use.. I-i don't know any of her attacks."

Grenade: "This doesn't look very good."

Sgt.: "I told ya we should've trained her some more, I toold ya!"

Sandcastle: "J-just keep dodging his attacks!"

GFS: "It's over Sandcastle! Your low-level trash stands no chance against my Destructinator!"

Sandcastle: "You're wrong! ...I hope."

GFS: "Destructinator! use hyper beam and melt sandshrew into ash!"

Destructinator fired a bright white laser from his mouth.

Kix swiftly dodged out of the way.

The laser would leave another large crater in the mountain.

Destructinator brought his head low in order to recharge the energy it used for that attack.

Sandcastle: "Now's your chance!"

Kix began to spin super-ultra-fast

GFS: "Destructinator, get out of the way!"

Kix spindashed straight into Destructinator.

KABLAM!

Destructinator exploded into a million pieces. Shards of metal were scattered everywhere.

GFS: "Destructinator no!"

Sandcastle/Grenade: "Yeah!!"

Sandcastle and Grenade run up and hug Kix again.

GFS: "You may have destroyed Destructinator. But can you handle my next pokemon?"

Sandcastle: "Next pokemon?"

Sgt.: "You can have more then one?"

GFS: "Yeah didn't I tell you that in the note?"

Sgt.: "No. No you didn't tell us."

GFS: "Whoopsie daisy, I must've forgotten. Anyways."

GFS sent out a Metagrosss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X36csxIYVhU

GFS: "Prepare yourselves for the wrath of!"

GFS: "Bonecrusher!"

And so. Sandcastle, Fortress, Grenade and Kix spent the rest of the night getting absolutely demolished.

The end 